Fox Fans Gifts

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Fox hunting.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Well, we got the grant."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Roads Scholar

"Now. Hear. This."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'