Oxford Fans Gifts

Roads Scholar

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Bradley Wiggins

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

Fox hunting.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

The London Olympic bid

John Newman

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Jozef Golonka

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Piano eight hands.

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"Now. Hear. This."

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'I don't see the problem.'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

Pet Cone

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Simone Biles: True Leader