Oxford Enthusiast Gifts

Oxford tour guides

John Newman

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

How Amazon was invented

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

OOPS!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Air Bill

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Roads Scholar

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"How do you stay so calm?"

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'Hmmm...'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."