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John Newman

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

How Amazon was invented

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

OOPS!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Roads Scholar

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Air Bill

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"How do you stay so calm?"

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'Hmmm...'

"My most recent position was under a house."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.