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OOPS!

"Crap, I hit reply all."

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Dorothy and Toto

A crab with a utility knife claw

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'