Oops Enthusiast Pillows

OOPS!

"Crap, I hit reply all."

Ernie aims to please but he's a terrible marksman!

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphin friendly tuna

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Segregated Beach

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

How Swordfish Are Born

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'