Musical Fox Fan Gifts

Urban fox.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Mikado

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Fox hunting.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

The Rolling Bones

Spinning violinist

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

"I'm very highly strung!"

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"Now. Hear. This."

Dirty Grazing.

Jupiter

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

Performer

Appliance Theatre

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.