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Urban fox.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Mikado

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

Fox hunting.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

The Rolling Bones

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Spinning violinist

"I'm very highly strung!"

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

Jupiter

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

Dirty Grazing.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Musical Discord

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"Now. Hear. This."

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

'NEXT!'

Performer

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Appliance Theatre