Fox Fans Pillows

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Fox hunting.

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Well, we got the grant."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Now. Hear. This."

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

Roads Scholar

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'