Phoenix Admirer Gifts

Sunrise. Sunflop. Sunback.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Baroque Peacock

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Prosecco Peacock

Teddy and friends.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

The bridge of arts.

"Works every time."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Giuseppe Verdi

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'I love rock festivals!'

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'I know what you're thinking.'

"This is the best part of the movie."

Living with a cataholic.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Unplug and chill out."

"There's a tell."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Penguin identity parade

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.