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Sunrise. Sunflop. Sunback.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Baroque Peacock

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Espresso Martini Peacock

Teddy and friends.

Prosecco Peacock

"And how would you like your steak?"

"Works every time."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

The bridge of arts.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Giuseppe Verdi

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'I love rock festivals!'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Living with a cataholic.

"This is the best part of the movie."

'I know what you're thinking.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"There's a tell."

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Unplug and chill out."

Penguin identity parade