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"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Baroque Peacock

TSA Noah

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."