Pixie Enthusiast T-Shirts

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Skipping Horse

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The Runaway Horse

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."