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In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

Stilt man feeding storks

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Rating the Sunset

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"All I see is more trees."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Riding the statue.

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Mt. Tushmore

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.