Cyclops Admirer Pillows

Okay, but you're not fooling anybody but yourself with that mask, Cyclops!

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'I know what you're thinking.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Robot about to eat a battery

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Euphemistic.

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

Hubble Telescope

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

A magician saws in half an octopus

Shadow

How The Cyclops Got Tricked Into Buying Glasses

Quill ?

Santa Clops

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

Steve Irwin.

Cornucopia of space

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.

"Look out! There's another one of those things!

"I'm good thanks."