Cyclops Admirer Pillows

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'I know what you're thinking.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Robot about to eat a battery

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

Euphemistic.

A magician saws in half an octopus

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

Hubble Telescope

Shadow

How The Cyclops Got Tricked Into Buying Glasses

Santa Clops

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

Quill ?

Steve Irwin.

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

Cornucopia of space

Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.

"I'm good thanks."

Polyphemous, he's got your eye