Spider-man Admirer Pillows

Spider boy

"This place has the best happy hour."

Bad hair day!

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Masquerade

Fairy tale

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Superbaldie.

Airport

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."