Spider-man Admirer Pillows

Spider boy

"This place has the best happy hour."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Bad hair day!

Stephen Spender.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I've been genetically modified!"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Fairy tale

Superbaldie.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Masquerade

Airport

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

One book... One book... One book...

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?