Spider Lover Gifts

'You're not from around here?'

Spiders around a bath protesting against 'Spider deaths'

"Are you seriously saying you don't have your own web site?"

Spider's Web: 'Etc.'

Spider Horror Movies

Strange Webs

'Your flies undone.'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

Black Widow's husband.

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Angel with Spider.

'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'

God is a spider.

'Single again? What Happened?'

'Hang on, they have flyscreens on all the windows: It's useless building a web in this house...'

Spider with web like parachute

"We're in the wrong spin class."

"I met her in the waterspout. Down came the rain and I never saw her again."

Spiderman offering a flower to a spider

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

Leather Daddy Long Legs

I brought pie

Dizzy Spider

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

No caption. (Two spiders are playing tennis. The player serving throws up a fly instead of a tennis ball).

You always make way too much food when we visit, mom.

1 2 3 4. Okay, number three, say "Give me your curds and whey."

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Spider Press-Ups

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'I'm pretty happy with my looks. I'm just worried about someday getting spider veins.'

'You've been drinking again.'

Spider.