Spider Lovers Gifts

"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

'You should have been there. All I did was sit down beside her.'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Date Night

Idle parts

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Are we there yet?'

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'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider Web Stocking

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Spider's Web Trampoline

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"