Spider Lovers Gifts

"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

'You should have been there. All I did was sit down beside her.'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Date Night

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

OMG UR HOT

'Are we there yet?'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Spider Web Stocking

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"