Spark Lover Mugs

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

"We've made great progress!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

The Snarky District

The High Line at Giza

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Astronaut love

'It's more festive-looking!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Plasma Ball

Moms gone wild

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Stories about crumbs

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

'Got an acorn? Don't disappoint me.'