Sparkling Water Aficionado Gifts

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'What, no Perrier?'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bring your own inflatable.

Bubbly

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

Children playing around a water pump

"He changed water into wine!"

Freddie's water

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Wine Party

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Prosecco Drinker

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Spring Water

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Ocean Hitchhiker

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"