Sparkling Water Aficionado Pillows

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'What, no Perrier?'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bring your own inflatable.

Bubbly

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

A family playing in the sea

"He changed water into wine!"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Swimming Champion.

Wine Party

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Prosecco Drinker

Spring Water

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

First Dive

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Water Ski Accident

"Still sparkling"