Sparkling Water Pillows

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

A patient with a Perrier drip

Bring your own inflatable.

Sparkling Water

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Champagne

Go jump in the lake!

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Sew on a sequin!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Prosecco Drinker

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Seltzer paste.

"Bubbles, huh? Call it what you want...it's still just gas."

Wine Shop. Would you like the champagne or the cold duck? Give us the bottled waddle.

"Yeah, but can you turn sparkling water into champagne?"

Happy 18th Birthday champagne

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

"Dad, I specifically ordered tap water, not sparkling."

'You know, I always buy supermarket cava rather than fancy Champagne, and I challenge anyone to tell the difference.'

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

DANGER - hook and worm...!

'What, no Perrier?'

Woody is contemplating if it's still or sparkling.