Sparkling Water Enthusiast Pillows

"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."

A patient with a Perrier drip

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Disco Bunny.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

A family playing in the sea

You just keep giving.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

Swimming Champion.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Sparklers

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Spring Water

Dancing in tailcoats

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'