Drinking Sparkling Water Pillows

'What, no Perrier?'

Bubbly

Sparkling Water

Champagne

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"He changed water into wine!"

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Wine Party

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Prosecco Drinker

"Your water, sir."

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

"Still sparkling"

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

Seltzer paste.

Happy 18th Birthday champagne

"Yeah, but can you turn sparkling water into champagne?"

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

I think you're taking your hydration too far

Happy Hour - No Smell of Cooking