Drinking Sparkling Water Gifts

'What, no Perrier?'

Sparkling Water

Bubbly

Champagne

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"He changed water into wine!"

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Wine Party

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Prosecco Drinker

"Your water, sir."

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

"Still sparkling"

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"Yeah, but can you turn sparkling water into champagne?"

"I tried sparkling once, but it just gave me a headache."

Wine Shop. Would you like the champagne or the cold duck? Give us the bottled waddle.

Happy 18th Birthday champagne

Seltzer paste.

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

"Bubbles, huh? Call it what you want...it's still just gas."

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

I think you're taking your hydration too far