Sparkling Wine Gifts

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Champagne

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'A cheeky red?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Sauvignon Bonk

Bacchus.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Sparkling Water

Bubbly

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I make it myself!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."