Sparkling Drink Admirer Gifts

Seltzer paste.

Bubbly

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"He changed water into wine!"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Sharing Drinks.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Wine Party

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Bar chart

Prosecco Drinker

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'