Sparkling Water Sipper Gifts

Sparkling Water

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Bryan Ferry

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The last song before the party exploded.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'll have the usual."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

A Transformer for grownups

Lemonade without borders.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

New for Fall