Sparkling Water Lover Gifts

'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Sparkling Water

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It's more festive-looking!'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Jack and Jill

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'