Glitter Lover Mugs

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

King Kongs first christmas

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Cow and Milk

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Do you like my bling?

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

How oysters get engaged.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

I love my cape

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Gold Crisis

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Pick Me Ups.

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.