Gold Lover Mugs

'With the latest gold prices I think your medals are worth more than mine.'

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."

Pick Me Ups.

Gold Crisis

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Cow and Milk

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

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How oysters get engaged.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Professional football.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Trepanning for gold"

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

The Gong

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Trump's mood ring

Orange navel has ring