Gold Lover T-Shirts

'With the latest gold prices I think your medals are worth more than mine.'

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."

Pick Me Ups.

Gold Crisis

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Cow and Milk

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Don't you ever knock?'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

How oysters get engaged.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Professional football.

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

"Trepanning for gold"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

The Gong

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Orange navel has ring