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'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Bubble gum leaves

King Kongs first christmas

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Will you be mine?

Cow and Milk

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

How oysters get engaged.

Do you like my bling?

"I'm not happy."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

The Gong

Gold Crisis

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Pick Me Ups.

Birth of Darth Vader

All our eternity rings carry a twelve months guarantee.

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Well, where's the last place you had it?

Orange navel has ring

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

Martina Klein

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.