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"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Urns in love

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Will you be mine?

Cow and Milk

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Do you like my bling?

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On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Gold Crisis

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Pottery Slam

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Pick Me Ups.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Artisanal Pottery

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Orange navel has ring