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"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Will you be mine?

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

Swiss-army rock...

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

One afternoon on mars.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"You and your stones collection!"

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Rock historian.'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

And another thing -- I'm tired of you taking me for granite.

'Well, that was when a pretty rock was worth a pretty rock...'

Sometimes astronomers look down...

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'