Gem Collecting T-Shirts

Will you be mine?

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Haunted museum

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"What's next?"

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'Any awards or honors?'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Clearing up medals.

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

The colonel's daughter, with a gun