Gem Collecting Pillows

Will you be mine?

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Haunted museum

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'Any awards or honors?'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

Clearing up medals.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"What's next?"

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'