Gem Enthusiasts Pillows

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Will you be mine?

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

Birth of Darth Vader

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"