Gemstone Enthusiast Pillows

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Will you be mine?

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Artisanal Pottery

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

Rhinestone Accountant

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."