Gemstone Admirer Pillows

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"It was her mothers"

Will you be mine?

Teddy Roosevelt

Pisa Hut.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"I think I'm lost."

Hans Holbein

Shakespeare

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Antiques

You're my Mona Lisa.

Moai having a lightbulb moment