Mineral Admirer Pillows

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"This place could use a moat!"

Drinking Companions

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Fish in Water Cooler.

Haunted museum

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"You are literally my entire world."

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."