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'All the gold that's ever been mined would make a cube 68 feet on a side, but that doesn't include rapper teeth, in which case it's 150.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Will you be mine?

Dept. of the Treasury

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Loose Change

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Decision on the flip of a coin...

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

The Founding Fathers Alexander Hamilton and Benjamin Franklin. I throw my loose change into the vase. A penny urned is a penny saved.

Pesos!

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"This new pound coin looks like a threepence...it feels like a threepence...and it spends like a threepence."

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

Clam attack!!!

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Stanley Matthew's 1878 Resolution to Pay National Debt in Silver Coinage

Linkman talking about decimal coinage

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"