Gemstone Collecting Gifts

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Will you be mine?

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

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Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Swiss-army rock...

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

One afternoon on mars.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"You and your stones collection!"

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

'Rock historian.'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'Well, that was when a pretty rock was worth a pretty rock...'

And another thing -- I'm tired of you taking me for granite.

'Humans... they're buying these stones even though fishes are color-blind!'

'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'