Gemstones Gifts

Your birthstone a stone? My birthstone a stone!

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Will you be mine?

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

'Ms. Pembrook, we really don't require you to put your nose to the grindstone ALL the time.'

Get Off My Lawn

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"It's mine ... all mine! I wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans."

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Man Buys Engagement Ring And Wants It Inscribed.

Startling effect of the 'gold diggins.' - reduced goldsmith selling gold tins very cheaply

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

My birthday is coming up, Lance� Have you heard the expression, "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"? There's another expression, Gloria� "A zircon in need is a zircon indeed."

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