Gemstone Humorist Gifts

Your birthstone a stone? My birthstone a stone!

"Cheers Kev, you're a diamond!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Shark food pyramid.

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Gangsta wrap.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Scene on the English coast.

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Hipster Police Department

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

We love the Rolling Stones...

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Gunswinger

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'