Gemstone Humorist Pillows

"Cheers Kev, you're a diamond!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Shark food pyramid.

Gangsta wrap.

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Scene on the English coast.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Hipster Police Department

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

In the houseplant cemetery.

Gunswinger

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'