Earthquake Humorist Pillows

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Shark food pyramid.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Suez Canal Curse

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Jelly Fish

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

'You called a plumber!'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'Every school has a class clown.'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"