Earthquake Humor Pillows

"Sorry to have to tell you, Keisha, but the reason you felt the earth move when you were with him last night is because we had a 4.2 earthquake centered near Burbank!"

Save Our Universe

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Suez Canal Curse

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

Luck

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Forest Fire Hazard

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Turkey Baster

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"I miss indoor dining"

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'We survived the plane crash, but now an oil spill is heading our way.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Caution Wet Floor