Earthquake Humor Pillows

"Sorry to have to tell you, Keisha, but the reason you felt the earth move when you were with him last night is because we had a 4.2 earthquake centered near Burbank!"

Save Our Universe

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Luck

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

Forest Fire Hazard

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Turkey Baster

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'We survived the plane crash, but now an oil spill is heading our way.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"I miss indoor dining"

Caution Wet Floor

'Do you have a booking, sir?'