Ocean Humor Pillows

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"What's that clicking sound?"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Jelly Fish

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"