Ocean Humor Lover Pillows

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

Sworn Anenome

Why Squid and Octopuses Don't Play Ball Games

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Shark food pyramid.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Jelly Fish

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"